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Mr Coffee: He's So Frothy!
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Selling cigarettes the only way he knows how
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Jellied eels. And you thought the Chinese were bad.
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love.
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Sex on 2 wheels
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Coolest foodcourt, ever!
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Part ethnic
enclave, part traditional London street market, and the only
place any self-respecting hipster would be seen on a Sunday
morning. Read on to discover the joys of Brick Lane.
Portobello Road, Covent Garden, Camden Town. London is
famous for its unique street markets.
However, many of them have become over-priced tourist
traps, where the only things you are likely to find will be
tawdry t-shirts and expensive paperweights (I refer here
especially to Covent Garden!).

The Brick Lane market in East London, howeverremains
a
true original. Located Near Whitechapel Road (a guy called Jack the Ripper
used to hang out here), Brick Lane has managed to retain it's
gritty charm and friendly atmosphere while attracting some of
the city's most interesting and original artists, musicians
and individuals.
Like
most of London, Brick Lane has its own storied past. It was
used as a brick manufacturing centre (hence the name) and beer
brewery in the 18th century, before Eastern European Jews
settled in the area. They developed the Sunday market and left
behind some great bagel shops which are still around today.
Now, the area is mostly populated by Bangladeshis and it has
actually been given the title 'Banglatown'. Because of this,
Brick Lane is probably one of the cheapest and most authentic
places to get a curry in London. Surrounding Brick Lane
are several other markets, including the Old Spitalfields
Market, which sells mostly New Age-y, handcrafted stuff,
Petticoat Lane (clothes), and the Columbia Road flower market.
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The market itself is a bargain-hunter's heaven. You can
find anything here, and most items go for a pound,
whether
it's a bag of chocolates or a 'smoker's kit'. You can get
household items, fresh produce, seafood, hardware, jellied
eels or a bicycle if you look hard enough.
The highlight, however, is definitely 'The Auction'. The
auctioneer, who shall henceforth be dubbed "Auctionman",
conducts his weekly sessions from within his
dangerously-cramped booth equipped with a live PA system
peddling anything from DVD players to espresso machines.
Despite the large crowds that gather to see him in action, he
is not, in fact, conducting a Real auction. Instead of
accepting bids from the crowd like a real auctioneer, "Auctionman"
sets his own inflated price first and then lowers it at his
own rate, causing onlookers to believe they are getting a
great deal. He is indeed a true master of the human psyche.
Admittedly, though, there are bargains to be had. DVD player
for 30 pounds? Sold!
Besides the market, Brick Lane has plenty to offer the
intrepid explorer. You'll find an excellent experimental music
lounge in the form of 93 Feet East, where cutting edge digital
music makers like Eat Your Own Ears, Si Begg's SI Futures,
Robert Miles and something known as 'Spoilt Pussy' (I have no
clue...) perform regularly. Want more beats? Check out our
interview with Black
Monkey, whose music is synonymous with the market (but
only because he set up his speakers facing the entrance).
Look hard enough, and you may also come across an old
brewery full of plastinated corpses! Body Worlds, the
controversial science/art exhibition featuring preserved
corpses in bizarre poses courtesy of a nutty German scientist
is currently showing at the Truman Brewery, a converted space
that used to be err.. a brewery. Art or perversity? I'm
inclined to think the latter...
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Georgina Starr's Bunny Lake Drive-in is a slightly
less
controversial exhibition. Inside a warehouse (what else!), she
has re-created a 70's drive-in theatre complete with her own
custom-made BunnyLakeMobile! You can even sit in it. It's
meant to be a multi-layered interactive experience that blurs
the lines between art and reality by using cinematic standards
and reactions to cinema. Or something.
Across the street from the Brewery you'll find a whole
bunch of designer stores, notably the Eat My Handbag, Bitch!
showroom. They sell all kinds of vaguely arty and expensive
furniture. One to check out if you have cash to burn. But the
real highlight of this strip of stores is the SCOOTER
EMPORIUM! This temple to the pleasures of the scooter can
satisfy even the most perverted scooter fetishist. Mod crash
helmets, Lambrettas, ultra accessorised Vespas, it's all
there.
What would any shopping area be without vintage
clothing
stores! Thankfully, Brick Lane abounds with them, and their
prices are much more reasonable than the grossly inflated
prices that usually accompany this kind of clothing. True, the
clothes here are also smellier than usual, but that's the
whole point of wearing someone else's clothes isn't it?
The perfect way to end a visit to Brick Lane would be lunch
at The Boilerhouse, which is possibly the coolest food court.
Ever. It's in a converted boilerhouse complete with skylight,
garden, and beanbags and you can get all kinds of food for a
cheap price. The bar is excellently priced and you won't find
a better place for a beer.
So, if you're in the neighbourhood... do 
give Brick Lane a
visit. The nearest tube is Aldgate East, and the market is
only open on Sunday mornings from early til 2pm.
-Joon, May 2002
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