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A Storm in a Beer Bottle

 

Heineken's recently concluded Malaysian leg of the global Found @ Thirst competition, which saw DJ Fono win the coveted prize of opening for Paul Oakenfold from a nationwide selection of contestants, stirred up a little controversy.

Firstly, attacks flew back and forth on Malaysian dance music forums between punters and (disguised) scenesters accusing the competition of being unfair or rigged. The Klue messageboards, for example, were rife with comments denouncing the standard of DJing on display during the heats.

"I wonder what would Oakenfold thinks (sic) when he sees mambo-jambo DJs in his finals. Probably laughed (sic) at the Malaysian club scene for having clowns playing junk. Is this how we are going to potray our Malaysian DJs?" was one of the tamer responses to the competition.
 

Other posters were not so kind. As an example of the frivolous personal attacks that these messageboard discussions sometimes degenerate to, someone posting as 'eric kuppa' had this to say about the contest: "A big fuck U to Terence C who was part of the judging team and to those Dickheads working in Bates"
 

Clearly, Found @ Thirst wasn't going to be a walk in the park for Heineken or the hopeful contestants. This was also the case when the Singapore leg was held at Zouk last year, when Singaporean punters vented their frustration at what they percieved was a popularity contest rather than a genuine test of DJ skill. Posters on the notorious 'Singapore Dance Forum' (formerly danceandsoul.com's forum) ran roughshod over the winner, DJ Small, and runner-up, Yukun.
 

However, perhaps a more interesting, although more low-key point that arose because of Oakenfolds star presence is the disclaimer on Heineken's website stating that "To enter the Heineken.com website you must be non-Muslim and at least the legal drinking age of 18 years"
 

While reasonable enough, some punters who were trying to win passes to see Oakenfold through a 'Match and Win' contest conducted through the Heineken website were unhappy because this disqualified them from the contest. This contest gave the top 50 high scorers a pair of passes to the Oakenfold party at The Mines, access to the man's autograph session at Tower Records, and a goodie bag.
 

Either because they didn't read the fine print or through sheer optimism, some Muslims apparently tried their luck at the Match and Win contest, and managed to get on the High Score board.
 

One such individual, who claimed to have reached the fourth spot in the rankings, said that "suddenly" all the apparently Malay/Muslim names on the score board had been erased. Indeed, a check at the High Score board revealed no Malay/Muslim names in the top 50 ranking.
 

The individual, who declined to be named, had this to say about the sudden 'cleanout': "All my effort gone.... but what to do? The tickets are so expensive. It might be better if Heineken does these kinds of contests in an entirely non-muslim country next time,"
 

When asked about the 'non-Muslim' regulation, Farrell Tan, Heineken's account manager at their PR company, said that the regulation is "mandatory where alcohol is concerned in Malaysia".
 

He added: "You will find similar disclaimers on tobacco-related websites as well, as they both fall under the same type of category"
 

When asked about the individuals whose names had been unceremoniously removed from the high scores, he replied that it was "probably done" to protect Heineken and that the beer giant had the right to erase the names of those who had "lied" about their religion when entering the site.
 

A check at a few beer company websites revealed that some did indeed require viewers of their site to be both above 18 and non-Muslim. Carlsberg's website states "Access to this Site is NOT allowed for under-aged users. The term "under-aged" is defined by the rules regarding age of consent of your own country, but in general you must be over 18 years of age and a non-Muslim to view this Site" but Tiger Beer's website, only stipulates an above-18 clause for its website viewers.
 

British American Tobacco, which owns Kent, among other brands, does not restrict minors or Muslims from viewing its web content, although it does state that it does not collect information of under-aged viewers.
 

So, all and well and good, there are certain restrictions in place in a country like Malaysia, which as the government is fond of telling us, requires a great deal of care when dealing with "sensitive issues" like race and religion.
 

But the question could be asked, does the minor Heineken incident really point to racial and religious differences that often go ignored in the local party scene?After all, isn't it the stereotype that Malays are herb-smoking drum n bass or hip hop addicts, Chinese listen to feng tau and trance on an MDMA high while Indians enjoy RnB and large doses of alcohol?
 

Such stereotypes are often perpetuated through unspoken gestures and looks or the occasional overheard whisper like "eh, Backroom got alot of melayu, one you know?" or "don't go to Bangsar lah, all the machas there" and "Warp is full of feng tau bengs, lah, don't bother"
 

Of greater concern is the fact that sometimes, these stereotypes seem to perpetuate themselves in reality. For example, how often do you see a mixed-race group of clubbers at an event? Based purely on personal observation, it appears that most clubbers in KL tend to hang out with their own race, and rarely make an attempt to inter-mingle.
 

Race and religion are facts that should not be ignored or buried under racial stereotypes. They ought to be recognised and engaged with, and in the microcosm of clubland, with plenty of social lubricants available, it seems like the most conducive environment to do just that.

 

-joon
 

030403

Note: Below is Silicon Sounds' frontman, Gay Messiah Jay's take on the much-maligned Religion of Sound event that took place at Zouk, Singapore, last week. It has been edited for clarity.

 

ROS: The Things You Were Not Meant To Know
 


It has been kicking me in the head the past week bout the outcome... even more when I did most of the organising and directing for 3-4 months prior... how a would-be chance of a lifetime blew up back in my face all just for a few demons inside me left unleashed by my own will... still baffles me. Cancel out all the forum critics, take heed with no disrespect and a lot has been learned,

BUT:

Truth be it the blackness of the event came from none other than the person who masterminded the whole thing...
Me, Myself & Gay Messiah Jay

The bottom line is that, I got too wild on stage due to PUI (performing under the influence) which I am very infamous for. After repeatedly being warned by Tracy Phillips (marketing manager) of Zouk, which was made known to her in a previous performance of mine she attended, I didn’t take her warnings seriously and we all can say is I myself was lost on stage that night. Hence breaching very simple protocol, [for an event that] could have turned out disastrously on any scale. Most of the audience might have thought otherwise and it was all part of the performance but not Zouk Management, who took the matter very seriously.

[Our] relationship with Zouk has deteriorated to nothingness (much understood and expected) (note: Jay says that Zouk has recently been in touch and there is no bad blood between them), not because of Sleepwalker's (MC and producer) stage antics, not because of Muon’s “alternative” set that failed to please a handful at Zouk and not because of the Religion of Sound (ROS) collective that has passed but because of myself, Gay Messiah Jay and the unprofessionalism that came with me on the night, apart from what a lot of people have been criticising in the forums regarding stage antics / sound etc.

I would like to give a public notice of apology towards Tracy Phillips and Zouk Management, who entrusted me with a lot more than a simple local producer would be entitled too, as well as to all the acts involved in the ROS, Muon, The Sleepwalker and all the supporting artistes and cohorts. What I tried to bring about as a beginning has turned towards a very bad end... which will be tattooed in my heart for much time, till proclaimed otherwise.

On that note I have put the ROS to sleep, not only due to the outcome of the event but also because of religious groups that have voiced their views about the ROS. Everything has just been a very big atomic cloud of controversy regarding the event on a whole.

I have also had a very full read on all the critics and I have to say a lot has been learnt and will be learnt in order to pull of a similar event in the future... if there shall be given one, on our shores or elsewhere.

Much sadness has been brought towards all the acts involved. As my friend and co performer Muon said, "big event hence - BIG feelings". For all the critics who have given their views, much thanks for taking the time to speak up from your perspective. Once again I must stress that a lot has been learnt and will be learnt!

As for Silicon Sounds (SS) and myself, siliconsounds.org has gone down for some reconstruction and will be up ASAP with a new outlook and crisp sounds ... from the soul I have to say no downs can uproot my music and beliefs, I will continue to churn out whatever I deem feasible and hope for the best from within Singapore or which ever part of the world SS resides in.

All that to rest, every single one of the participants and aids all accumulating to around the no. 25 put their full hearts into the night and gave it everything .. The former ROS collective gave their blood, Muon rocked the night - The Sleepwalker ultra rocked the night, as well as all their supporting acts! As for me... be it drunk or the night’s overall sound quality being an issue ... I still gave it 100 percent then and ever since the day I committed myself to all things SOUND.

On a last note: To me this is not at all acceptable – a perfectionist by trade, I have been doing this for quite awhile and all effort and sacrifice has been flushed down the drain for just one wrong turn, stuff like this gotta happen to somebody rite? As of now it’s like I’m starting from scratch or worse even. I would like to reach to everyone reading this to not let their demons take control and mess up their lives or would-be huge opportunities within their lives, or worst... others opportunities. We all have demons, the only way to overcome them is to take those demons, before they take you.

Till again!

Respects, Peace & Love.

 

Sincerely,
Gay Messiah Jay
Silicon Sounds
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310303

Bombs, Nightclubs and Pneumonia

 

 

So the long-awaited sequel to the Gulf War has finally hit screens worldwide. Millions hang on to every inane word and trivial angle of the major news networks as anchors struggle to fill airtime. So what does this mean for nightclub denizens and committed hedonists everywhere?

It seems likely that in this current climate of orange alerts, 24-hour jet patrols over major US cities, the coalition of the willing and homicide bombers, there may be a dip in the number of people on the dancefloors every night. It can't be easy to boogie the night away knowing about all the death and destruction going on across the seas. Especially if it's on the TV all the time.

Of course, the converse could be true, more people will want to retreat to the snug, womblike confines of clubland for their fix of anti-reality (or hyper-reality for some), happy to take their mind off the sorry state of affairs known as international politics. To paraphrase one Mr. Velvet, nothing beats la-la-land.

In Asia, the war has led to seasoned travellers like Japanese techno maverick, Ken Ishii thinking twice about extended air travel. Apparently, he has decided to stay put while the bullets and bombs are flying.

In unrelated incidents, Moby and Terry Francis have cancelled their stops in Singapore because of a lethal strain of pneumonia called severe acute respiratory syndrome (Sars), which apparently, needs to have both adjectives 'severe' and 'acute' tacked onto it just to underline it's deadliness.

But does all this add up to less club nights for us in Malaysia and Singapore? Hell no... just get on down to la-la-land. Just don't bury your head in the sand.

 

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And in Other News...

 

In the rarified air of Clubland, we usually forget that the rest of the country (or the world for that matter) lives in a much more restricted environment. In Clubland, we are free to do as we please. Pop a pill, dance all night, hook up on the dancefloor… yes, sometimes even on a weeknight! But it would do us good to bear in mind that Malaysians and Singaporeans are still governed by a very tight set of laws that constantly limit our actions and thoughts.

 

The most recent and compelling example of this is the raid on independent news provider Malaysiakini. The website, which won the Media Pioneer award from the New York-based Committee to Protect Journalists in 2000, was effectively shut down after the police confiscated their computers and servers over an UMNO Youth police report.

 

UMNO Youth (a wing of the biggest component party making up the ruling coalition, Barisan Nasional) filed the report because they felt Malaysiakini had published a “seditious” letter that questioned Bumiputera rights. Malaysiakini and its editor, Steven Gan, stood by their journalistic principals by refusing to divulge the identity of the letter-writer, who used the pseudonym ‘Petrof’. The police, in turn, felt it was their professional duty to carry out the investigation by confiscating all of Malaysiakini’s computer equipment, despite Gan’s offer of a written undertaking guaranteeing the integrity of the information.

 

Gan and four sub-editors were then questioned at the Dang Wangi police station for hours, ostensibly to get more information on the identity of Petrof. A day later, several computers were returned to Malaysiakini. However, instead of a triumphant return, Malaysiakini now faces eviction from their cosy Bangsar Utama premises by landlord (and government-backed) PC Suria.

 

Many quarters of civil society, both in Malaysia and abroad, have stood up for Malaysiakini so far, from international groups like Amnesty International and Reporters Without Borders to the Malaysians who donated their computer equipment and even Barisan Nasional leaders.

 

The raid starkly illustrates the thin line Malaysians still have to tread between exercising their right to free speech and invoking the ire of the government. Harsh truths to be learned, very much like the occasional police raid on clubs, when the lights go out and the music is killed, except this time, there’s more at stake than just a good night out.

 

070103

We might already be a week or so into 2003, but it’s not too late to influence the course of KL clubland’s future with…


 

My New Year Wish List 2003!!!

 

 


(1) More independent events!

 

>We saw plenty of corporate-sponsored action last year, what with Kent's Elevation and The Last Blast, which amassed a body count of more than 20,000 cumulatively. However, we also saw the advent of the Regenerate parties by promoters Tempo and Frenzy.

The Regenerate parties were as eagerly anticipated as the big Kent ‘dos and they have successfully garnered a loyal following of ex-Movement heads, jaded punters and newly-turned 18 year-olds. This was largely thanks to its fresh outdoor feel and the always exciting trek to Cyberjaya. The 6am license and bangin’ techno probably helped a little as well!

Elsewhere, newly founded breakbeat crew Beatmonkey and old dnb hands Loops Collective also put up some pretty good nights with their regular Back2Basics event at Bangsar’s Bilique. Besides giving Bangsar a space for listening to some quality music apart from Echo (which can get packed with scenesters very quickly), they also blazed a trail for oft-neglected genres.

2002 also saw some great one-offs like Frenzy’s World AIDS Day party featuring Mr C (and a host of supple models to float your boat) and the Klue Urbanscapes party at Grappa Soho. Both had plenty of local celebs and hipsters in attendance, what with Chef Wan at the Frenzy party and just about every musician/artist/performer crammed into Grappa, but they also delivered where it mattered – there was great music, an excellent vibe and we variety-starved KLites lapped it all up.


(2) New faces in the booth!

 

>If the complaint in the past was that we weren’t supporting our local DJs enough, that has been answered by the rousing response veterans like Gabriel, Burger, Groovedoctor and Jungle Jerry receive every time they take the decks.

 

But the new problem, the ‘Malaysian Clubland Dilemma’, to paraphrase a wise doctor, is that there is too little new blood entering the scene.

Besides the aforementioned veterans, there seems to be a dearth of local DJs who can rock a crowd with no questions asked.

 

If the scene is to remain fresh, vibrant and healthy, then there must be a constant infusion of new talent and energy. So let’s see more fresh talent stepping up to the plate and hopefully, those at the top of the heap right now won’t try to hold them back.



(3) Less drugs!

 

>Come on guys, you know you don’t need drugs to party. That’s an individual choice… but why screw things up for everyone else, too? One guy (or girl) gets busted, that’s the end of the party… so choose well!


(4) More genres!

 

>Breakbeats in Malaysia advanced by leaps and bounds last year, thanks mainly to the dedicated primates in the Beatmonkey crew. Amazingly, they’ve already brought in Botchit & Scarper’s SOTO, Supercharged/Against the Grain’s Krafty Kuts and T-Mac and Gully from Perth, Australia to our shores and plans are afoot for more quality breaks in the coming year.

Together with Loops Collective, they’ve also widened the narrow boundaries of KL’s dance music spectrum by (re)introducing the irresistible sound of breakbeat and drum n bass.

 

Sick of the monotonous drone of progressive house? Too tired to break your back to techno? Don’t own a pair of neon jeans to listen to feng tau? Then get down with blazing basslines and smokin’ broken beats at their next party. At least we have a choice now.

What would be really great would be a truly leftfield party… something along the lines of an electro night, or even better, a funk & soul night, block-party style! If someone had the balls to do it, we would only benefit from a more open-minded music policy in clubs so that we can appreciate the sounds of broken beat, nu jazz and other leftfield doings outside of the bedroom.

 

But let's keep things in perspective... dance music and clubs are only a tiny part of the world out there... so also on the wishlist for 2003 are simpler things like peace, good health and LOTS OF MONEY!

 

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Holier Than Thou

 

You know the type. Orange comb in back pocket, ill-fitting branded clothes, 'golden monkey' bleach job... they are the ones who go clubbing every weekend just to get drunk, get laid and show off the multi-coloured strobe lights on their handphones.

 

They don't care about the music or the vibe. Cluelessly, they cheer at every breakdown...
hell, they probably think Pete Tong's a Chinese guy who lives in Cheras or Yishun!

 

They can be spotted at every club, dancing in a circle, bouncing happily to the beat and usually flushed, bug-eyed and flailing their arms wildly in all directions. Ah... the Uneducated Clubber in his element... bottles open on the table, plenty of nubile girls to look at and a beat to dance to. A truly deplorable sight.

 

Or so some would like to think. Some Educated Clubbers go out of their way to highlight the shortcomings of their less well-read brethren. They can be found on every forum and messageboard, expounding at length on the importance of The Music, the sublime quality of The Vibe and the supreme position of The DJ.

 

Those who disagree with this group of Educated Clubbers, who usually earn their 'degrees' in Australia, the UK or the US, are given a good flaming for their complete lack of clubbing Knowledge and Sophistication.

 

These Educated Clubbers believe it is their responsibilty, nay, their duty, to inform and enlighten the less fortunate masses. And so, taking time off from their steady diet of Mixmag and Muzik, they tell us what it's like "in the UK" or the way it was "back in Sydney" or what a "journey" they go on every time they hear Sasha spin.

 

Ironically, this bunch condemns the "narrow-minded" tastes of the musical mainstream, and feign shock at the mainstream's inability to appreciate Real Clubbing Music, while preaching a brand of dancefloor fundamentalism that prevents all exploration and prohibits open-mindedness.

 

For them, it is not enough for someone to "like a song" that the DJ is playing or go out on weekends to get cheap '1-for-1' drinks. The poor, uninformed person must realise that The Music is the reason for clubbing, not alcohol, and that "song" is in fact, the latest big "choon" burning up Pete Tong's playlist.

 

Nevermind the fact that these Educated Clubbers are usually too busy trying to recite the track-listing from Dave Seaman's Global Underground to actually listen to the set. They don't have time to dance, they've got to make sure that they lift their hands at just the right angle (not too high, don't want to look too enthusiastic) when the breakdown comes.

 

While these people clutter up dancefloors pondering who will be voted the next Number One DJ, those ignorant, Uneducated Clubbers with their bad hair and flailing arms sure seem to be having fun.

 

I could be wrong, but isn't having fun the point?

 

-joon

 

070702

ASHES TO ASHES?

 


The World Cup ended with a bang at Malaysia's Bintang Walk thanks to insane amounts of hype and the cash poured in by the main sponsors, Dunhill.

 

Come 2003, however, tobacco companies will be banned from advertising or sponsoring events of any kind. This is the Health Ministry's attempt to get in line with the World Health Organisation's efforts to implement a global law to restrict the use of tobacco.

 

However, the impending ban on tobacco sponsorship doesn't merely concern rabid football fans or Dunhill Double enthusiasts, it concerns Malaysia's nascent club scene as well. As we all know (in fact it would be impossible to ignore the ubiquitous blue signs) the club scene has been built on sturdy sales of carcinogens.

 

Kent and Salem are the major players in the scene, and have probably sunk hundreds of thousands of ringgit into acts like Fat Boy Slim, Paul Van Dyk and Gatecrasher. The Health Ministry's efforts to curb tobacco sponsorship, which is in line with the World Health Organisation's (WHO) attempts to institute a global law to control the use of tobacco, has the potential to make any promoter tremble.


It could spell the end of weekly visits by superstar DJs and huge events, just as Malaysia is making a name for itself in the global scene. With no sponsorship money, promoters would be hard-pressed to foot the massive expenses (made worse by the weak ringgit) involved with booking an international DJ. Will the crowds evaporate, leaving promoters in the red or clubs with empty dancefloors?

 

That could happen, but it is very unlikely. Clubs are a potential goldmine for sponsors, full of up for it hedonists with loose wallets. The tobacco giants will probably exploit loopholes in the system. According to local scenesters, this could mean anything from setting up a separate promotions arm to restricting advertising only within the club. So no logos or flashy print ads, but we'll still be seeing the familiar blue and white inside.

 

Even if the cigarette companies ARE eventually forced to stop sponsorship completely, alcohol manufacturers would step in to play a bigger role in providing backing for promoters. The bottom line is, the tobacco ban will not be the disaster some people expected. The cats with the cash will find a way to spend it, regardless of legislation.

 

In fact, a complete lack of sponsors may even be a good thing, because it would give local jocks more opportunities to play out and grow, creating a truly Malaysian dance scene and a genuine electronic youth culture. Perhaps last night's Regenerate party, when hundreds of people drove out to desolate Cyberjaya to party with a 100% local lineup, is the best testament yet to the strength of a locally-driven movement.

 

Imported DJs are a great crutch for an infant scene, but like anything else that is living and growing, Malaysia's dance music must begin to stand and walk on it's own two legs.

 

-joon

 
 
 
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